He's also a complete moron, unbefittingly so for a spy. He's a bit of an **** and a raging misogynist. But the films themselves never really delivered on that idea.įirst off, James Bond is not suave at all. Don't get me wrong, I like the idea of a Bond film: a spy thriller starring a suave agent, who uses wit to get out of difficult situations. This might sound controversial, but if you take your fan goggles off, Bond movies have always been either pretty bad or just alright.